Alice in ZombielandBook - 2012
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"So where are you taking me?" Whatever his answer, I wouldn't be scared. Not even if he said "slaughterhouse" or the far worse "karaoke bar."
"Manned up," I replied with a snort. "So you grunted a lot and drilled your knuckles into his shoulder."
"That's cave-manning up. Learn the difference."
"I'm not sick, Nana. Honest." Wasn't like I'd gone to a medical lab, asked for a dish of their tastiest virus and feasted.
I'd rather the world considered me crazy while I go down fighting than spend the rest of my life hiding from the truth.
My nose wrinkled and I grimaced. Honestly, if you stuck your head inside a dead horse's rectum, you wouldn't smell anything close to this."
He’s body slammed enough people to start a new country. And there could be a neighbouring city for the people he’s punched in the throat
Low maintenance is what’s forgettable. You might want to write that down, underline it, circle it and put a star by it. It’s golden.
“Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.”
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